pinstripesuit:

fuckyeahasscreed:

AC3 is getting a spin-off for the PS Vita, and this game, subtitled Liberation, takes place in 1700s New Orleans with a female lead character named Aveline, who is French and African American. it also appears that this story has nothing to do with Desmond, and will come out the same day as AC3. 

thank you ubisoft there needs to be more hot-ass lady assassin-pirates in my life

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kaomaru:

anachronistic-and-impulsive:

tsukitsu:

anachronistic-and-impulsive:

comradecunt:

littlehawkeye:

WTF are you doing Jeremy.

Mimi you need to fix this situation.

HOW IS THIS NOT A MEME YET

also is this what happened in Budapest?

EVERYONE, GO PRAISE MY HUSBAND FOR THIS MACRO

DON’T YOU MEAN MY BOYFRIEND?

Ladies please, there’s enough to go around.

anachronistic-and-impulsive:

comradecunt:

littlehawkeye:

WTF are you doing Jeremy.

Mimi you need to fix this situation.

HOW IS THIS NOT A MEME YET

also is this what happened in Budapest?

creepygenitals:

3-Way (The Golden Rule) - Legend of Korra Version

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kaomaru:

anachronistic-and-impulsive:

TUMBLR I AM HOME NOW THERE IS COCONUT ON MY FACE AND ALSO MY SHIRT IS GONE?

Silly you don’t put food on your face only make-up.

…wait.

You guys are adorable

*throws indian philosophy book out window*

TUMBLR IS MOCKING ME, THE FATES ARE TELLING ME TO WRITE MY PAPER

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khairete-ailourion:

And I’m pretty freaked out and it’s weird. Why is this a recurring dream? The fuck is wrong with my subconscious?

ACCORDING TO THE INTERNETS:

1) Anxiety about apperance

2) Fear of rejection, sexual impotence, getting old

3) Fear of being embarassed,  lack of self confidence

4) Poor diet, malnutrition

5) Instead of faith relying on science

6) A family member or friend is sick or dying

7) You have been telling lies

8) Frued: mental punishment for masturbating

ACCORDING TO TSU:

You had a bad dream once by random and it freaked you out so much your brain is replaying it probably for no real reason at all.

We don’t understand dreams that well, don’t worry about it. 

Try looking at pictures of kittens before bed.

nightmareloki:

dytabytes:

delacroix:

imnotyogi:

toptumbles:

Even worse than a friendzone

I’m getting sick of the term friendzone.

Me too. And, more than that, I’m sick of the people using it.

Women are told almost constantly—by the media, the government, and the overall attitude of society—that our bodies don’t fucking belong to us. The mythical friendzone is just another way for misogynists to enforce that idea while getting to play the victim.

It sucks when someone you have feelings for doesn’t share those feelings; it happens to women all the time, too. We hear “I just want to be friends” and “you’re like one of the guys” and “you’re like a sister to me” just as often. But you’ll never hear a woman complain that guys just don’t appreciate a Nice Girl because we’re taught it’s our own fucking fault when we’re rejected—we aren’t pretty enough or thin enough or sexy enough, we weren’t sexual enough or were too sexual, we put out too much or too little or too soon or not soon enough, we didn’t wear our hair the right way or our skirt the right length, we’re “too tomboyish” or “too butch” or “too feminine”, or we’re “not their type”, or we’re otherwise not good enough in various ways to entice the man to grace us with his affection.

But when we’re not interested in someone, we’re vilified. We’re the bitch that lead them on, the bitch who let them buy us dinner but didn’t want to date them, the bitch who doesn’t appreciate a nice guy, the bitch they were nice to and then got nothing in return from.

And, frankly, fuck those people. Showing interest in me, being friendly with me, getting close to me, or eating a meal with me (even if they paid for it) doesn’t obligate me to open my heart or my legs. And anyone who doesn’t appreciate my friendship sure as hell doesn’t deserve my love or my pussy.

Honestly, every time I see a post like this, I just want to reply to the original poster

“Y’know what? … Maybe you’re just ugly. :|”

And then leave a la Grampa Simpson.

^^^ Exactly. /sigh

dear god im sick of this shit, friendzone needs to go away, its hurtful and immature.

occupyallstreets:

CISPA Replaces SOPA As Internet’s Enemy No. 1 (Must Read)

The Internet has a new enemy. The Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act of 2011 (CISPA), also known as H.R. 3523, is a “cybersecurity” bill in the House of Representatives. While CISPA does not focus primarily on intellectual property (though that’s in there, too), critics say the problems with the bill run just as deep. 

As with SOPA and PIPA, the first main concern about CISPA is its “broad language,” which critics fear allows the legislation to be interpreted in ways that could infringe on our civil liberties. The Center for Democracy and Technology sums up the problems with CISPA this way:

    •    The bill has a very broad, almost unlimited definition of the information that can be shared with government agencies notwithstanding privacy and other laws;
    •    The bill is likely to lead to expansion of the government’s role in the monitoring of private communications as a result of this sharing;
    •    It is likely to shift control of government cybersecurity efforts from civilian agencies to the military;
    •    Once the information is shared with the government, it wouldn’t have to be used for cybesecurity, but could instead be used for any purpose that is not specifically prohibited.

The Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) adds that CISPA’s definition of “cybersecurity” is so broad that “it leaves the door open to censor any speech that a company believes would ‘degrade the network.’”

Moreover, the inclusion of “intellectual property” means that companies and the government would have “new powers to monitor and censor communications for copyright infringement.”

Furthermore, critics warn that CISPA gives private companies the ability to collect and share information about their customers or users with immunity — meaning we cannot sue them for doing so, and they cannot be charged with any crimes.

According to the EFF, CISPA “effectively creates a ‘cybersecurity’ exemption to all existing laws.”

“There are almost no restrictions on what can be collected and how it can be used, provided a company can claim it was motivated by ‘cybersecurity purposes.’” the EFF continues.

“That means a company like Google, Facebook, Twitter, or AT&T could intercept your emails and text messages, send copies to one another and to the government, and modify those communications or prevent them from reaching their destination if it fits into their plan to stop cybersecurity threats.”

Read the full text of CISPA here, or the full official summary at the bottom of this page.

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SIGN THE PETITION TO SAVE THE INTERNET FROM CISPA

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wearsherlock:

THE ‘SAVE UNDERSHAW’ SHERLOCK COMMUNITY MONTAGE

If you’re a fan of Sherlock Holmes in any one of his many incarnations then you’ll probably know about The Undershaw Preservation Trust, the trust that is working incredibly hard to keep Arthur Conan Doyle’s home (where he wrote many of the Sherlock stories) from being developed. Their patron is Mark Gatiss (actor who plays Mycroft in the BBC series) and you can watch his touching video about the trust at their site here. 

There are many things you can already do to help spread awareness of the cause.

• Sign their internet petition.
• Follow their Twitter pages: @save_undershaw and @spiritangel04
• Attend the April meet up (organised by the lovely Baker Street Babes)
• Spread awareness of the campaign by telling your friends!

But now, in addition to the trust’s Save Undershaw sign campaign, we here at wearsherlock are adding our voice to help “Save Undershaw” go viral and we need you to add yours! 

All that is required for you to enter is to take a photograph of yourself (on webcam, or your phone, or anything that can take a picture!) holding a sign that says “Save Undershaw”. You can take a photo with a group of friends or colleagues, even your pets can join in! Be creative and have fun.

At the end of the project (6th May) all the photos will be put together into a montage and then be sold as a print. If you enter, your face will go down in Sherlock Holmes history! All the profits will go towards the campaign and the future of Undershaw.

There will also be a special prize for one lucky entrant! The Co-Founder of the Trust (Lynn Gale) will select her favourite photograph and the winner will receive a wearsherlock GOODIE BAG! 

There are several ways you can submit your photograph. You can:

• Upload it to Twitter and send it to us (@wearsherlock)
• Upload it to your Tumblr and tag it with “Save Undershaw” (we’ll find it!)
• Submit it to us using our photo submit form
• Or you can email it to info@saveundershaw.com 

Please try to include some information about the Trust in your posts to Tumblr and Twitter by perhaps linking to their site/Twitter or by reblogging this post. 

That’s it! Get snapping! Please note, we can’t make the montage unless it has at least 100 photographs so please SPREAD THE WORD. 

There isn’t long left to save Undershaw, so let’s work together to make it happen! 

The pictures in the photoset above show some of the wearsherlock team.
The group images can be found at the Save Undershaw website!

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sarvanattar:

recursiverecursion:

victorioushandofgod:

“Neutral-Good

70% Good, 48% Chaotic

Plane of Existence: Elysium, “Blessed Fields,” “The Happy Hunting Grounds”. Description: The plane of peace. Notable Inhabitants: Guardinals - noble immortal humanoids with bestial features. 

Examples of Neutral-Goods (Ethically Neutral, Morally Good) 

Cloud Strife (FFVII)
Boogenhagen (FFVII)
Mother Theresa
Ghandi
Sidhartha Gautama (the Buddha)
Gandalf
Bilbo & Frodo Baggins
Samwise Gamgee
Indiana Jones
The Dali Lama
Ben (O-Bi-Wan) Kenobi
Luke Skywalker
Harry Potter
Hermionie
Dumbledore 

Often goes along with the laws and desires of the group as being the easiest course of action, but ethical considerations clearly have top priority. May pursue quite abstract goals. Often aloof and difficult to understand. 

Neutral Good “Pure Good” 
“Benefactor” 

A neutral good [person] will obey the law, or break it when he or she sees it will serve a greater good. He or she is not bound strongly to a social system or order. His or her need to help others and reduce their suffering may take precedence over all else. Neutral good [people] do good for goodness’ sake, not because they are directed to by law or by whim. 

This alignment desires good without bias for or against order.”

Makes sense.

Surprising:

Chaotic-Evil
42% Good, 74% Chaotic

Actively opposes law, order, good, and all other sissy constraints on doing whatever he or she feels like doing. The stereotypical chaotic evil [person] is the black knight, roaming around on his own, looking for something nasty to do. 

Will not necessarily keep their word
Would attack an unarmed foe
Will use poisons
Will not help those in need
Prefers to work alone
Responds poorly to higher authority
Distrustful of organizations
Self-preservation and personal gain are their ultimate goals.
Less inclined to long term planning. 

Chaotic Evil “Demonic” 
“Destroyer” 

A chaotic evil [person] does whatever his greed, hatred, and lust for destruction drive him to do. If he is simply out for whatever he can get, he is ruthless and brutal. If he is committed to the spread of evil and chaos, he is even worse. Fortunately, his plans are haphazard, and any groups he joins or forms are poorly organized. Typically, chaotic evil people can be made to work together only by force, and their leader lasts only as long as he can thwart attempts to topple or assassinate him. 

These [people] will commit any act to further their own ends. Chaotic evil is sometimes called “demonic” because demons are the epitome of chaotic evil. 

Chaotic evil is power without control, selfishness unfettered by any law.

I got Neutral Good.

Chaotic-Good

80% Good, 68% Chaotic

Tifa Lockheart (FFVII)
Captain Kirk
Robin Hood
Thomas Jefferson
Oscar Wilde
Peregrin Took
Jim Hawkins
Austin Powers
Walt Whitman
Zorro
Han Solo
The Flash 

Unwilling to be governed by the laws and desires of any group. Interacts with others on a one-to-one basis and, within such bounds, follows the good ethic of upholding rights. The stereotypical chaotic-good [person] is the white knight who refuses to join any group and goes about on his/her own, doing good. 

Will keep their word to others of good alignment
Would not attack an unarmed foe
Will not use poison
Will help those in need
Prefers to work alone
Responds poorly to higher authority
Distrustful of organizations 

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jpbrammer:

What does American Evangelicalism have to do with the murder of Uganda’s most prominent LGBT activist? More than you’re probably comfortable with.

A visiting neighbor found him lying on the floor. He was bleeding with serious wounds to the head where he had been struck with…

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